Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Who is he, really?

Shaya Hecht has presented himself as a fine (cough), upstanding (ahem) and respectable (gurgle, burp, spit) Jewish boy.

However, some rumors have been spreading about his checkered past. Was he involved with an illegal goat smuggling ring? Did he once perform opera while wearing argyle socks?

Send me your Shaya's history story, and if it's good, I'll post it here on the blog. Then we can email his Mom and let her enjoy.

Yes, they will be heavily censored. Keep it fairly un-terrible.
Come on- stay away from boring old dorky stories... you can do better.

Monday, May 18, 2009

Deep Thoughts


What's another word for thesaurus?

Friday, May 1, 2009

Exciting new Teen Program

CNB this summer will feature an exciting- COMPLETELY REVAMPED teen program (age 14 and up).

The teen program will feature:

  • Significantly later curfew
  • Longer rest period
  • Night Leagues
  • And more!

Sign up now!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Getting on a plane back to mitzva city.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Mazal tov to
ARI STAWIS
On getting engaged!!!

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Ok here's the info:
Monday morning
Shacharis 6:45
Bris around 7:30

Kesher Israel Congregation
2500 n. 3rd st.
Harrisburg, PA 17110

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Hilarious Video clip

The NY Jets had the NFL change the date of one of their games, because it was on Yom Kippur. Check out this video about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvY98WQ5n9g

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

It's a new locker boy! Cool!
Bris will G-d willing be in Harrisburg. I'll post details as they become available.

Monday, April 20, 2009

The magic potion

Check out the secret to how NFL teams step up their game:

A MIX OF PIGSKINS AND PICKLE JUICE.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Happy Passover

Wishing everyone a Happy, healthy and meaningful Pesach.

Tuesday, March 31, 2009

T- Shirt idea



Here are two options for this year's t shirt. Please comment and let me know what you think!

MORE BIG NEWS!

Camp Nageela for Boys would like to welcome
Rabbi Moshe Stamler
AKA SHORTY
to our Head Staff for 2009!
Rabbi Stamler will be making his return- he was a counselor in Nageela for four years, way back in the day. He was also our first wilderness director, and the center of our staff team. He will be the Director of Development for Nageela this summer.He's the guy with the yellow shirt!
The tall guy in the middle with his head tilted to the side
Picture from Nageela 2001
DON'T SIT ON THE ROCKS!

Sunday, March 29, 2009

NOW FOR THE BIG NEWS...

We are excited to announce the appointment of our new Assistant Head Counselor for CNB09...
SHAYA HECHT!
We appologize that we didn't pick anyone with a nickname.

We're super- pumped about Nageela 09, and yes, there is MORE BIG NEWS on the way soon!

Thursday, March 26, 2009

announcement...

Almost there, almost there.
Within the next few days we should be making some pretty
X-I-ting announcements about Nageela '09
KEEP YOUR EYES GLUED TO YOUR COMPUTER SCREEN
(uhhh, kids, don't try that without parental supervision and approval)

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Monkey Business

Unfortunately, William, who was hoping for a new bike, ate the afikoman too early.

Coming Soon...

Wait at your mailbox!
The NEW full season Nageela 08 DVD will be coming to you any day!
(of course it will be coming along with an application, for those of you who haven't signed up yet).

Sunday, March 22, 2009

The most amazing invention ever!

It's finally here!


BIGGGG NEWS COMING

There is some big news about to break on the Camp Nageela front. Keep your eyes, ears and spleens ready!

You will hear (or at least see) it here on this blog first!

Friday, March 20, 2009

Village for sale

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddlyEnoughNews/idUSTRE52F4RX20090317

Rumor has it Rabbi Shenker is looking for a place to play cricket. This might just work for us.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Kids, don't try this at home

Check out this new illness. When I went to school, I had to ride a limo, downhill, both ways. Kids nowadays... harummph!

We're getting there

It won't be long now. I'll soon work up the guts (or the bile) to present to you the greatest, most brilliant invention ever made.

hint: it comes in a can.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Greatest product ever made

Later this week, I will unveil the greatest invention ever. It solves almost any problem, and just makes one feel wonderful and tingly all over.

Can anyone guess what it is?
You prob never hear of it. Oh well, you'll just have to wait.

hint: Matis might know. You can ask him.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Doesnt say ANYTHING about kissing a goat!

Boy marries dog to ward off tiger attacks

Check it out here...

Mazal Tov!

Mazal Tov to long time Camp Nageela icon
Shaul Leiser
on the birth of a baby boy!UPDATE: Baby's bris was this past shabbos. His name is Chaim Mordechai.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

Israel Reunion

Nageela alumni reunion with Rabbi Shenker:

Tuesday Night, February 17th- @ 9:00 PM
27 Narkiss, Central Jerusalem (near King George St.)
questions- call Aaron Lipman 054-846-5622

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Israel Reunion

Rabbi Shenker will be in Israel
from Wednesday (tomorrow) until the following Wednesday. He would like Nageela campers, staff and alumni to call him to arrange for a get- together.
His # in Israel is 0525705735.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Intense competition


The intense competition, the drive to succeed. The knowledge that this contest is just incredibly big- that you've been training your whole lief just for this big game! What a feeling the is. What exhilaration! In preparation, I work towards my goal the entire year. I know the game isn't until the summer, but I run miles each day, tone my muscles, sharpen my skills- I even try to catch flies with chopsticks. I must master myself. I must learn to control my body completely!
I visit the arena during the winter- snow piled ominously around, and my heart thumps as I envision myself holding that coveted trophy. That great award of tetherball mastery.
I am getting ready for our showdown.
I am getting ready Yitzy Shaps. And when the day comes, you will feel the full power of a trained, fit, and really, really cold challenger.
Watch out.
Yoni Hoch

UNITY...

Yes, perhaps Nageelans can even get along with waiters... check out this video.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

for rubiks lovers

By the way

In case you weren't at the Re-Onion (no excuses!), you may not have heard the exciting news (at least it's exciting for me).
I will (G-d willing) be returning as your Head counselor for Nageela 2009!

Next Dimension


This weekend in West Hempstead, Long Island...
Saturday night trip to Dave and Busters

DON'T MISS IT!
register online or call 516-374-1528.

Friday, January 30, 2009

Azi's life


Q: What has Azi been doing for the past 7 months in Israel?


A: Playing with Goats

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Goat Detained in Armed Robbery

If you were wondering what the Nageela goats do all year, check out this link.

Matis gets a lift

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