The rock

When I was younger, I used to do a lot of rock climbing...


But I was boulder back then...

Mitch Hedberg on whistling and more

I like Kit-Kat, unless I'm with four or more people.

I can whistle with my fingers, especially if I have a whistle.

I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.