Top Ten Reasons Shaya got engaged before Azi...

10. Everyone wants to be named Mrs.Doooooooooooooooooooooooorky! (submitted by Dan Shpilsky)
9. Because the only wedding singer I know is terrible (submitted by Azi)
8. 'Cause shaya's the man (submitted by Jordan Neman)
7. Because Azi's married to the goat (submitted by Aaron- smileyman)
6. Because shaya needed a full-time babysitter already (submitted by Azi)
5. 'Cause azi couldn't find an engagement ring that fit on a goat (not submitted by Azi)
4. Because nobody wants to wear a baby blue wedding gown (submitted by Dr. Seuss)
3. Every girl wants to marry a guy who carries a spare tissue... up his nose... just in case. (submitted by Shaya's mom)
2. Shaya needed something else to make fun of azi about (submitted by Corky)
1. Azi chased all the girls away with a rake. (submitted by Prince Charles)

more submissions, please

I have gotten a few responses to the top 10 contest.
Need a few more, unless you just want my own pathetic reasons, labeled as 'anonymous'.

Top 10 Contest

Please email me with your entries and I will post them here.

TOP 10 REASONS



That Shaya got engaged before Azi...



Should be a fun one (I already have a whole bunch up my sleeve).

TOP 10 results

Alright, the votes are in! These quotes are all accurate (except for a few of them which I completely made up from thin air). Enjoy!

TOP 10 RESONS AZI WAS NOT COLOR WAR GENERAL:

10. Azi should not have been Color War general because he was too busy playing bumper cars.

Jacob Berman, Bunk 2

9. The CWC (Color War Commitee) knew he was going to sleep through the whole thing, and that was exactly what he did.

Daniel Shpilsky. cabin 4

8. He was asleep for all of color war, as clearly shown in the green team music video.

Jeff Weisz, bunk 9

7. Because he's the spitting image of Rabbi Shenker, it would be too much of a moral dilemma for judges to take points away from his team

Jeff Weisz, Bunk 9

6. Who would feed the goats if Azi was general.

Sam Lipke, Bunk 9

5. Azi couldn't even keep the goats under control last year, how's he supposed to keep a whole color war team i check?

Jeff Weisz, Bunk 9

4. He has the audacity to think that Brian Regan is not funny!

Rabbi Staum

3. Who is Azi?

Yisroel Hecht

2. Because he needed to take me to Night Canteen every night

AY, Bunk 7

1. He was color war general!

Yoni Hoch

TOP 10 CONTEST

OK! Back by popular demand (meaning Sam asked for it), here's a top 10 contest.

TOP 10 REASONS that Azi wasn't color war general:

Please don't post your answers in the comments section, rather email them to me, so that I can put them all together into a new blog post in a couple of days. Thanks

I'll take the hole, please.

I waltzed into Dunkin' Donuts today (the kosher one in Lawrence) as I usually do (well, I don't usually waltz, I more- like tango) and I saw a few flavors that make me wonder if I could pleeeaaaasssseee have chicken for supper instead!

Sardine Hazelnut
Banana and Glass
"Brooklyn Style"
Sulfur Crunch
Pigeon and Lime
Blood Sweat and Cherry
Sloppy Joe
Sauerkraut
Sour Cream and Onion

which leads to my next question. What is the WORST possible donut flavor you can think of (we need to know so that Mordy Shenker can order an extra batch!)

Sukkos Top Ten Contest

OK, IT'S BEEN AGES SINCE WE'VE HAD A TOP 10 CONTEST, so here we go!

Everyone has a unique way of decorating a sukkah.

Avi Gewirtz puts a disco ball in his, for some reason when I was a kid we had Haman hanging in our Sukkah. There are some strange ones out there.

We're going for the top 10 wacky NAGEELA themed Sukkah decorations.

It doesn't have to be real, but it should be creative.

email your ideas to me dani@jepli.org and I'll post the 10 best answers along with your name.

TOP 10 CONTEST UPDATE

A few days ago, we posted a top 10 contest about making up holidays.
Apparently, the favorite one seems to be the vacation from participating in contests.

C'mon guys! Send 'em in! If you're too embarassed and you're afraid that other people might find out the extent of your insanity, then post anonymously.

Once again, you can post either by posting a comment publicly, or by emailing it to dani@jepli.org

TOP 10 CoNTEST- Legal Holidays

Many of you believe that we don't have enough holidays in this country. We have school for 180 days, that's almost half the year... absolutely disgraceful! But there are other perks to National holidays than no school. For example, on July 11th (7/11) many 7-11 stores give away free slurpies. Now that's my kind of holiday!


Your job: Give us your best new holidays, and what special celebrations they should include (example: Visiting Day is a day when WALMART should give out free candy)- it could be Nageela related or not.
THE BEST ENTRIES WILL GET ABSOLUTELY NOTHING (but it should be a fun list) so work hard!
Either email your entries to me, or post them to the comments below and I'll add 'em.

TOP 10 CONTEST

In our last Still NUTS email we asked you for the top 10 craaazzzzy and unexpected things that could happen at Yehuda's wedding. As it gets closer and closer to the wedding day (scary, isn't it) it is finally time to unveil the posts that you've sent in. Feel free to add more to the comments; here we go:

TOP 10 CRAYZEE THINGS THAT COULD HAPPEN AT YEHUDA'S WEDDING:

10. Yehuda grabs the mike and starts blabbing (oops, was it supposed to be something unlikely?)
9. The bride has a beard (sound familiar?) variation: Yehuda's wife is Rabbi Shenker (submitted by Aaron Stoner, Bunk 3)
8. The Numa Numa man performs live in concert at Yehuda's wedding, it gets on National TV, Yehuda gets famous and rich
7. Dani arranges a 'DaNiSH' scavenger hunt during the chuppah
6. Yehuda gets a raise (submitted by Yehuda)
5. Yehuda gets fired (submitted by Rabbi Shenker)
4. There were quite a number of 'goat' related entries, so here they are:

a. I think the stranges thing that could happen at Yehuda's wedding would be no goats showing up. But thats a very, very faint possibility (Azi Steiner)

b. The goats being invited (Sam Lipke, Bunk 5)

c. Yehuda shows up wearing a Goatee

3. Yehuda screams I'm not getitng married... color war!!!!!!! (Ilan Friedner, Bunk 5)

2. He can invite dorky

1. Yehuda gets married!!! (now is that craaaaayzeee or what!)