Cruelty to birds?

Have you ever been puzzled by the phrase, "killing two birds with one stone?" I mean, have you ever seen amyone kill bird with stones?
I suppose it makes more sense than one version I heard someone use, "killing two birds with two stones." Now that's seriously inefficient.

But times change, and we as modern human beings have to be sensitive to birds rights and feelings. Plus, we've got to tailor our old sayings to something kids can relate to. That's why I've begun to use the expression, "killing two pigs with one bird." Now that's progressive!

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Insanity doesn't run in my family. It gallops.

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What's another word for thesaurus?

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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

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EVER WONDER...

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

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Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else

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Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

submitted by Jeffrey Weisz

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Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Thoughts of the Jewish Buddhist

• Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy. With the second sip, satisfaction. With the third sip, peace. With the fourth, a Danish.


• Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.


• Accept misfortune as a blessing. Do not wish for perfect health, or a lifewithout problems. What would you talk about?


• The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single Oy.


• The Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take sides.The Tao has no expectations. The Tao demands nothing of others. The Tao is not Jewish.

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If a tree falls in the forest, do the other trees laugh at it?

Submitted by Jeffrey Weisz

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What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Submitted by Jeffrey Weisz

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I don't know about you, but I'm a bit confused why

my nose runs and my feet smell.

Submitted by Robert Kravets

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If someone invented instant water, what would you mix it with?

Submitted by Robert Kravets, Bunk 2

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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving probably isn't for you.

Submitted by Jeffrey weisz, Bunk 5

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Is it just me, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?

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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Submitted by Aaron Stoner (bunk 3)