Who is he, really?

Shaya Hecht has presented himself as a fine (cough), upstanding (ahem) and respectable (gurgle, burp, spit) Jewish boy.

However, some rumors have been spreading about his checkered past. Was he involved with an illegal goat smuggling ring? Did he once perform opera while wearing argyle socks?

Send me your Shaya's history story, and if it's good, I'll post it here on the blog. Then we can email his Mom and let her enjoy.

Yes, they will be heavily censored. Keep it fairly un-terrible.
Come on- stay away from boring old dorky stories... you can do better.

Deep Thoughts

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Exciting new Teen Program

CNB this summer will feature an exciting- COMPLETELY REVAMPED teen program (age 14 and up).

The teen program will feature:

• Significantly later curfew
• Longer rest period
• Night Leagues
• And more!

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