Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Who is he, really?

Shaya Hecht has presented himself as a fine (cough), upstanding (ahem) and respectable (gurgle, burp, spit) Jewish boy.

However, some rumors have been spreading about his checkered past. Was he involved with an illegal goat smuggling ring? Did he once perform opera while wearing argyle socks?

Send me your Shaya's history story, and if it's good, I'll post it here on the blog. Then we can email his Mom and let her enjoy.

Yes, they will be heavily censored. Keep it fairly un-terrible.
Come on- stay away from boring old dorky stories... you can do better.

8 comments:

Dan said...

dani, if you could please let me know of your e-mail, my ancient head does not remember it. Thanks!

Sam Lipke said...

dani@jepli.org

dooooorkeeeeeee said...

oh wow. so i haven't checked the blog in a few days and this is what i find. surprise! great, i thought those days were over. oh well.

doooooooorkeeeeeee said...

Sorry dani. looks like ur not getting anywhere with this one. I'm sure u'll try something again soon.

Unknown said...

Ladies and gentlemen (and others), due to the overwhelming influx of entries, it has taken us a while to process them. But have no fear, they will be up shortly!

Unknown said...

Ladies and gentlemen (and others), due to the overwhelming influx of entries, it has taken us a while to process them. But have no fear, they will be up shortly!

Sam Lipke said...

wat about the story about how shaya became derek became dorky. It has to do with a blind guy and baseball and ofcourse bbbbbbunk3 bunk 3

doooooorkeeeeeeee said...

Sam: He said to stay away from old dooorkeee stories. Come on! I'm still waiting for something good. btw does anyone know a guy named azi steiner?