Alright, the votes are in! These quotes are all accurate (except for a few of them which I completely made up from thin air). Enjoy!
TOP 10 RESONS AZI WAS NOT COLOR WAR GENERAL:
10. Azi should not have been Color War general because he was too busy playing bumper cars. Jacob Berman, Bunk 2
9. The CWC (Color War Commitee) knew he was going to sleep through the whole thing, and that was exactly what he did. Daniel Shpilsky. cabin 4
8. He was asleep for all of color war, as clearly shown in the green team music video. Jeff Weisz, bunk 9
7. Because he's the spitting image of Rabbi Shenker, it would be too much of a moral dilemma for judges to take points away from his team Jeff Weisz, Bunk 9
6. Who would feed the goats if Azi was general. Sam Lipke, Bunk 9
5. Azi couldn't even keep the goats under control last year, how's he supposed to keep a whole color war team i check? Jeff Weisz, Bunk 9
4. He has the audacity to think that Brian Regan is not funny! Rabbi Staum
3. Who is Azi? Yisroel Hecht
2. Because he needed to take me to Night Canteen every night AY, Bunk 7
1. He was color war general!
Yoni Hoch
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