Well, not really korny, but hey, it's a joke.
A rich millionaire decides to throw a massive party for his 50th birthday, so during this party he grabs the microphone and he announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 'I will give anything they desire of mine, to the man who swims across that pool.'
So the party continues with no events in the pool, until suddenly, there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. In the pool is a man and he is swimming as hard as he can, and the fins come out of the water and the jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going and the sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and he gets out of the pool, tired and soaked.
The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, 'I am a man of my word, anything of mine I will give, my Ferraris, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?' the millionaire asks.
The guy grabs the microphone and says, 'Why don't we start with the name of the wise guy that pushed me in!'
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I don't get it. Why did he have to swim all the way across? why didn't he just get out on the same side he was pushed in on? Dani, your jokes don't make any sense
obviously because the gut who pushed him in went in after him and pushed him, to make sure that he actually swam all the way across. Brim as usual you make no sense.
anybody know where azi is?
Maybe he's sick of a camp blog that is populated by three staff members and one camper a month...
azi is pining for another podcast.
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