At Camp Nageela we are constantly trying to improve our staff's quality and knowledge. The following is an excerpt from the new Camp Nageela Counselor Competence Exam:
The best way to ensure that your campers are on time for an activity is to:
a. Turn on your I'm a Jew CD really loud so that all the campers leave the bunk at once
b. Offer a free trip to Dougies for the first one out of the bunk
c. Offer a free frip to Ice Caves Mountain to the last one out of the bunk
d. Make the smoke detector go off.
All Nageela counselors are expected to score high on the CNCCEs, so stay tuned for more questions.
2 comments:
The correct answer is:
e. Plan an activity so exciting campers will literally stampede out of the bunk. Examples of such activities include rubberband ball making, balloon making, or plastic cup stacking...
Actually, Azi, the correct wording for choice e is:
e. Inform your campers that it is now time to countdown for an exciting, planned, activity so that the campers will literally stampede...
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