Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Korn and Onions?

I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf.


And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.'



Two robbers broke out in the bank, one of them pointing the gun to the cashier said, "Give me all your money, or you'll be GEOGRAPHY!" The cashier laughed and said, "You mean to say 'HISTORY.'" The robber answered, "Don't change the subject."

15 comments:

Unknown said...

Figures the vegas guy would put in a joke about the stakes being too high.

Anonymous said...

What does Barney have to do with all this??

Unknown said...

Barney IS all of our pasts presents and futures...

Honestly, I did a google image search for "laugh" and thats waht i got.

But asking a question like makes it sound like you think everything else I ever posted makes perfect sense. You're scaring me, Azi

Anonymous said...

Heh, I know exactly what Barney is...

Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination, when he's tall he's what you'd call a dinosaur sensation.

Barney teaches lots of things, like how to play pretend, A-B-C's and 1-2-3's, and how to be a friend.

Barney comes to play with us whenever we may need him. Barney can be YOUR friend to if you just make believe him.

And now I'm gonna go dry these tears of nostalga...

Anonymous said...

you're all sad.

Anonymous said...

Actually I tried make-believing him but it didn't work. Oh well...

Anonymous said...

Hey Dani, how about having Barney come to Nageela this summer. He's much more popular than that silly Numa guy...

Anonymous said...

so with the summer so close can we hear of some of the exciting things in store for this year? any new activities like skateboarding etc.

Unknown said...

Being consistent with your identity...
We're hsving ANONYMOUS exciting new things in camp this year.

Anonymous said...

whats up dani, was speaking to HB tonight. Said you had this blog I should check out, so I checked it out. Glad to see thigns are in good spirit as usual, I also heard about Elisha being the head counslers pet *cough*cough* excuse me ;), when you get a chance, tell him to check the 400 voice mails i left him (okay, 2, but 400 in spirit) :-) and then to maybe turn on the phone and respond. Alright. just dropping the comment i'll call ya sometime when my phone is'nt going through its regular washing/spin cycle with my shorts. /virtual ttyl from east meadow

Unknown said...

its nice to hear from you, jeff. Keep them comments comin

Anonymous said...

notice that hb hasn't commented. oh he might be one of the girls that was posting.

Anonymous said...

not really dorky but gr8 to see you trying to think

Anonymous said...

wow it's about time. good to hear from you maybe next time you'll think of something nice to say.

Anonymous said...

Its nice that anyone talks to you at all Dorky...